Russian President Putin gratefully calls on DPRK intelligence for assistance in solving Malaysia airline crash.
DPRK News Service @DPRK_News 2h
RODONG SINMUN: Latest babblings by U.S. Secretary Kerry dismissed as raving of impotent midget.
DPRK News Service @DPRK_News 2h
Kim Il-Sung University Eugenics Professors announce breakthrough in life extension science. Average DPRK citizen expected to live 100 years.
DPRK News Service @DPRK_News 2h
Interior Ministry heightens and intensifies border security, as thousands flee Ebola outbreak in South Korean puppet regime.
DPRK News Service @DPRK_News 1h
Pyongyang Times: Ebola death toll in South Korean puppet regime exceeds 20,000. Indomitable Korean People's Army repels plague invaders.
Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un pens introduction of unsurpassed literary merit, for republication of "Collected Works of Joseph Stalin."
U.S. Congress sues gangster president Barack Obama, for treason and malfeasance of highest order.
British government on verge of overthrow, as workers protest high-handed and imperious practices.
